Toastytezz In Real Life

In real life I am pretty typical. If I were your neighbor you wouldn't notice anything unusual about me. On summer days I work in my yard and spend hours lying in the sun. I am a regular mom. My son is 34 and my daughter is 27. My children do know I am Toastytezz. I have always expected honesty from them and I give it in return. They see it and inconsequential. They are great kids. I told them because i did not want them to discovery me on the internet accidentally.

I have to beautiful grand-daughters, one is 8 months and one is 13 years old.

I drive a silver PT Cruiser, the perfect mom mobile. Since I live in a small town country neighborhood I like to fly down the road on my way to town with my radio blaring. I love to sing. I'm terrible at it. but I don't care.

If you were my neighbor you would see me going off to work as a bookkeeper a few times a week. Suit, nylons, briefcase, the works. I would let you get a glimpse of my thighs as I got into the car. I love doing that.

A few times a month you would see me get in my car wearing a full black tuxedo. I am an officer in a non-profit organization and this is my uniform. Once again I am all business.

Once in a while you would see Rex and I heading out with our beach bags. You would probably think we were going to the gym. We are actually going to the pool to visit with old friends, make a few new friends and possibly have a little adult playtime. We try to be quiet when be come home in the wee hours of the morning and I slip into the house with wet hair and wearing only my sarong.

One of my favorite things to do is walk my dogs. I kind of keep to myself in the neighborhood, but I always smile and wave and usual have a moment to talk about the weather.

I love to spend time outdoors. We go up the hill several days over the summer to hit our favorite trails. Nothing is better than finding a secluded spot on a mountain trail. We also take a lot of rides on Rex's motorcycle, with clubs and on our own.

Nope, you would never guess that Rex and I live and enjoy an adventurous lifestyle.

So you might want to look a little closer next time you see your neighbor. That nice lady next door just might be a porn star. ;)

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